Don’t think. Be happy.
[A new song. By Yours Truly. Long Island, New York. Saturday, October 11, 2014. Will perform at your next Halloween Party. Or, Thanksgiving.]
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Don’t think. Be happy.
Don’t think. Be happy.
Don’t think. Be happy.
Don’t think…think…think.
Be happy…happy…happy.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]
They don’t want you think.
So you don’t think.
They don’t want me think.
So I don’t think.
They want you to smile.
Ya smile smile smile.
They want me to laugh.
I laugh laugh laugh.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]
Never mind the war.
Never mind the bomb.
Never mind the foxes
that keep ya deaf and dumb.
Never mind the tissue
cuz that’s not an issue
Never mind the milk
More power to the ilk
Never mind the gas
cuz it’s gonna pass
Never talk the prices
the temperature rises.
They want me to laugh.
I laugh laugh laugh.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]
The American Dream?
Why, have an ice cream
Darn it so much better
than your editor’s letter
Live it like the others
like your sisters and brothers
Never ask no questions
Never say no challenge
Never see no slum
It’ll make you mighty glum
Live it like a mall
or the cards are gonna fall
You must have no reason
wanna end up in prison?
Hell no no…
Hell no no…
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]
Think is a crime
I’d rather chime
the patriotic song
with loud bells and gong,
“We’re the best we’re the best
the bestest of the best…”
Ding dong ding dong
Bing Bang Bong…
No questions asked
And the debate is all done
Don’t dare us no challenge
Or, we’ll send in the drone.
They want me laugh.
I laugh laugh laugh.
They want me cry.
I cry cry cry.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[End]
Be happy…happy…happy.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]

So you don’t think.
They don’t want me think.
So I don’t think.
They want you to smile.
Ya smile smile smile.
They want me to laugh.
I laugh laugh laugh.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]

Never mind the bomb.
Never mind the foxes
that keep ya deaf and dumb.
Never mind the tissue
cuz that’s not an issue
Never mind the milk
More power to the ilk
Never mind the gas
cuz it’s gonna pass
Never talk the prices
the temperature rises.
They want me to laugh.
I laugh laugh laugh.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]

Why, have an ice cream
Darn it so much better
than your editor’s letter
Live it like the others
like your sisters and brothers
Never ask no questions
Never say no challenge
Never see no slum
It’ll make you mighty glum
Live it like a mall
or the cards are gonna fall
You must have no reason
wanna end up in prison?
Hell no no…
Hell no no…
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[Interlude]

I’d rather chime
the patriotic song
with loud bells and gong,
“We’re the best we’re the best
the bestest of the best…”
Ding dong ding dong
Bing Bang Bong…
No questions asked
And the debate is all done
Don’t dare us no challenge
Or, we’ll send in the drone.
They want me laugh.
I laugh laugh laugh.
They want me cry.
I cry cry cry.
Think? No! Hell!
Happy? Yeah, baby!
Happy happy happy…happy happy happy…happy happy happyyyyyyy…
[End]